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Thanks.

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Maybe I'll start writing in here again and see what happens. Did anyone read this? PS, I fixed the commenting issue, so it should work now. ie, comments can be left. Let's face it, if I never got any comments this blog would have ended after I posted a picture of a dead squirrel. Which was the first picture.