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Now tell me if the washout from the waterfall in this picture looks like private property to you.  How do you say "It's a free country" in French?  

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   This morning while I wait for dishes to get done I wade over to the rocky point where jerk face has conveniently placed 2 swivel chairs.  They really match their wild surroundings.  They’re for his two ‘clients’.  I wanted to retort last night with “yeah, I have eight”.  As I wander around, spitefully eating every strawberry I see and contemplating revenge, I realise there is another gesture he might understand.  I promptly set to work defecating on a big flat rock, and like a steaming tray of pizza in the golden morning mist I proudly carry it over to his swivel chairs and plunk it upside down right between them.  Now when he serves his “clients” there they will smell 

a faint undeniable shit scent every time the wind changes direction, and maybe they will understand that it’s because they are fishing with an asshole, and that is precisely what assholes smell like.  Pit day tomorrow.